May 2013
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
like-a-deer-in-the-headlights:
Boys are stupid. Girls are stupid. Love is stupid. Relationships are stupid. Don’t fall for anyone. Don’t give your heart away. Don’t let yourself believe. There’s just too much to lose.
If I was a guy for a day,
thecolorplaid:
I would:
Masturbate.
Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
Walk around the house naked.
Pee behind a building.
Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
Stare at my penis.
Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
...
octupac:
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
lohanthony:
beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
